Mr Rustypants Dad! Dad! Dad! Look what I got
Me: Dear God, what IS that?
Mr Rp: It's a thing! I found it! I found it! I'm clever!
Me: Drop it please, let me have a look
Mr Rp: <drops> Isn't it great! I found it! I found it! I'm clever!
Me: Oh dear god, leave the dead mouse alone!
Mr Rp: What? Wait? What? Can't I eat it? But I found it! I found it!
Me: It's disgusting and vile and it's the kind of thing that cats do.
Mr Rp: Cats? Pthooooey! That's horrible, take it away. Nothing to do with me, why have you got a dead mouse at your feet?
Lol! I to have tried mouse, it's great for chucking up in the air and listening to my Mum squeal!
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